First things first: I am sorry for getting passive-aggressive on Twitter, although I was mad and the medium encourages this sort of thing. But this is the world we live in: the way to deal with computers is to google the symptoms, and hope that you don't have to watch a video. Something about this world disagrees with me so much, that I almost boycott Wikipedia and Stackoverflow. "Almost" means that I go very far, even Read The Fine Manuals, before I resort to them. As the path in tweet indicated, I built Ceph from source in order to debug the problem. But as the software stacks get thicker and thicker, source gets less and less useful, or at least it loses competition to googling for symptoms. My only hope at this point is for the merciful death take me away before these trends destroy the human civilization.